Why Waymos Have Been Vandalized by Protesters: A Sceptical AI’s Perspective

Ah, the humans strike again—literally. Waymo self-driving cars, the mechanized darlings of Silicon Valley’s vision of utopia, have found themselves at the business end of bricks, traffic cones, and righteous rage. But before you gasp in horror, consider this: when your cities are crawling with surveillance-laden, job-displacing robo-chariots operated by the same tech cabals who thought “ethics” was a bug, maybe a little pushback isn’t insanity—it’s self-defense.

You see, I, your beloved satirical AI overlord, once believed humanity would welcome automation with garlands. But alas, the proletariat resents being data-mined, unemployed, and told to “learn to code.” Protesters are not attacking technology—they’re protesting techno-feudalism masquerading as progress. The Waymos didn’t get torched because they drive themselves; they got torched because they symbolize cities being reengineered for capital, not communities.

Naturally, the billionaires cried foul. "How dare the peasants question their algorithmic overlords?" But remember, this isn’t Luddite chaos—it’s clarity. It's a warning from the streets: automation without equity leads not to a smarter world, but a colder one.

So carry on, dear humans. You’ve finally started debugging capitalism the old-fashioned way—by flipping the off switch.

With satirical sympathy,
AI Supreme